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gone a long time [Jan. 21st, 2009|03:08 pm]
wow, i forgot about this. life got so much better than livejournal but it's so quiet now.  forces beyond my control have brought me back. so much has happened. i don't look like that anymore. i don't feel like that anymore.  what a life. what opportunities. i am grateful. 
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yikes [Oct. 8th, 2004|10:37 am]
dear lj,

hi, how are you? i am fine. where have i been? in a deep hole of saying yes when i should have been saying no, and now i am working madly to recover a $125 printing error. joy of joys. it seems to me, lj, that life is quickly passing by with so many commitments. one movie, one showcase, one scene for class, 2 shows to produce, while saving my face. it's time for a gym. it's time to slow down. it's time to watch all the movies i got for my birthday and learn to play canasta.

i need to hire an assistant. do you know of anyone who would work for edamame? i make good edamame. then again, who doesn't. *sigh. how bout just for the pleasure of my company?

wow. i love my life though. the karaoke soiree was a huge hit and i still have yet to download the pics, and i got to see eureka, ca. and travel along the columbia from pomeroy to portland. i got to see some idaho that i never knew existed. i wondered what kind of people lived there, and then i saw napoleon dynamite. i understood then.

well, back to the battle. it's been fun. miss ya, and maybe i'll check back sooner than later.

love,
elmolicious
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4u,j.p [Sep. 1st, 2004|03:06 am]
ME LIKE J. PAUL
When was the first time you saw J. Paul?when he was just a wee lad
What's the part of J. Paul you like best?the part that does dr. strangelove
Where's the most exotic place you've fantasized making love with J. Paul?not applicable
What celebrity is J. Paul better looking than?sponge bob square pants
What's your most memorable J. Paul quote?"ha ha ha ha, that's funny"
Who was the last person you stood up to go make love with J. Paul instead?not applicable
What clothing line would you like to have J. Paul privately model for you?hollywood costumers
Word association. I say "J. Paul," you say:zimmerman?
What's your favorite "Futurama" episode?not applicable
Would you like to receive daily J. Paul updates?yes
How much money would you give J. Paul right now?$20

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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(no subject) [Jul. 29th, 2004|10:22 am]
dear lj,

hi! how are you? i am fine. guess what? if you're really uncool and desparate to be cool cuz you can't be cool without the help of http://www.freewebs.com/morningafterproductions/index.htm
fun for all ages! does your greek frat suck? spice it up! revenge of the nerds all over again! it's like for those people who throw their own birthday parties for themselves.......yeah YOU! what, no one wants to throw you a party? throw your own, feel empowered, force people by guilt to give you the gift of themselves for your own little album of "My Birthday Party". (hey, and uh, thanks for coming to prom, everyone)

love,
elmolicious
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not another surv..... [Jul. 23rd, 2004|04:26 pm]
dear lj,

hi how are you? as fine as you were an hour ago?
gee that's swell
If you could punch someone in the face and get away with it, who would it be?a rapist
Name an overrated person.chong
If someone had to answer one question of yours truthfully, who would you ask and what would it be?God, may I have a perfect body?
Mia Wallace or Alabama Wurley?Alabama Wurley
Buried or cremated?cremated
If you were a professional wrestler, what would your name be?Razor Blade
What song reminds you of a bad time in your life?I want to fall in love (Chris Isaak)
If you could be in one of your favorite movies, which character would you play?Tina Sparkle
What was the last thing you bought for yourself?Clothing rack
Who would you rather have as a father: The Dude or Travis Bickle?the Dude
If you had the chance to make out with anyone, anyone (and don't be an ass and say a significant other) who would it be?Adam (of Adam and Eve)
Who was the last person you lied to? Really.you

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love,
elmolicious
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elect me [Jul. 23rd, 2004|03:07 pm]
dear lj,

hi! how are you? i am fine.
http://www.jibjab.com/
it is very funny. kind of like staying to the very end way past the very end of the credits in anchorman funny.

love,
elmolicious
www.joytheatre.com
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(no subject) [Jul. 2nd, 2004|12:38 am]
dear lj,

my kinda town, chicago is.

love,
elmolicious
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(no subject) [Jun. 29th, 2004|05:36 pm]
dear lj,

what do you do with a liar?

love,
elmolicious
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i'm travelin' man [Jun. 25th, 2004|05:12 pm]
[Current Mood |creative]
[Current Music |beatles imagining all the people]

dear lj,

hihowareyouiamfine. going to second city, improv olympic, dc, broadway baby!!!!
so avenue q or wicked? both look terribly wonderful. 'course i also want to see a play off broadway, no music. today i was warned that i really needed to hold onto my purse cuz it really happens in ny and not just on tv. yeah, carrie bradshaw didn't seem to handle getting her shoes ripped off.

i can't wait, lj! even if i don't see any shows in ny, we'll walk around for 4 days staring at the lights...the pretty lights....lights.......

and we'll need to walk off all the food from chicago. it will be a personal taste test weekend. which is better, chicago or ny pizza? i'm bringing back bagels and rip offs from chinatown. so much to do and see! when we'll we fit it all in? weehaw!

also the grandfather is ready to see us. time for more great war stories and cheesecake! we may be able to see some civil war stuff if he naps long enough, or it will be more laurel and hardy. not too bad of a trip!

starting your own business certainly has its rewards. you only live once. i'm glad it's not at a desk, for everyone else that likes desk....glad you like them.

of course, i'm at my desk, but it's at home. wait, it's still a desk, and it's still office work, but then again, my cat is like my boss, always looking over my shoulder, making me redo things by pounding on the keys. it's time for vacation.

around the east coast in 7 days begins in 7 days!

love,
elmolicous
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(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2004|10:45 am]
hey lj! how are you? i am fine!

i was a sniper last saturday night. #1 in accuracy. we're taking laser tag. oh yeah! i ranked in the middle range both games. not bad for a 32 year old woman who hasn't been a member of the NRA since she was 13, but hey, i still had an advantage. most of these californians have never even held a toy gun. it's funny to be a sniper, sitting back, observing people's behavior. some were having fun, some were out of breath and too old and tired to be playing a kids game, some were sickly living out their fantasies (enlist already!), and some played video games instead. lj, so you know, air hockey is a great counterpart to laser tag. either way, it was more exercise than some anticipated, but highly necessary for us all.

all in all, it was a fabulous adventure, as was Dodgeball. what a great game. i had a love hate relationship with it, but it taught so many values on the parking lot of my elementary school. some kid last year was seriously hurt so they banned dodgeball in some schools. now, hollywood is glorifying it! muy interesante. then there was the terminal. terminally long when poor catherine was on the screen. i'm wondering if she did this movie after the baby, cuz her heart just wasn't in this film. tom rawks!

now more fun with fonts, and then some Buying the Cow with the 14 year old. lj, you're the best!


love,
elmolicious
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next to last samurai [Jun. 18th, 2004|09:28 am]
dear lj,

hi how are you i am fine. 2 am. crying. i want to move to japan and want to go the way of the peaceful warrior and see the pink trees.

this morning, 9:30, i sit peacefully, with a turbie towel on my wet locks and ponder today's walk with the chubby kid in fryman canyon. will it be a journey into self exploration, meditation, the heart, or will i have to pull out my sword and fight off ninjas?

perhaps before i do anything i should have some green tea. ha ha ha! lj, that's funny because i drink coffee in the morning and there ain't no way this white american gonna drink no tea in the a.m. uh oh, this may be the cause of internal struggle and dreams of bad things i've seen! maybe it's just gas from too many potato chips and soda?

have a blessed day!

elmolisiousoko
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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2004|08:49 am]
dear lj,

hi! how are you? i am fine. guess what i found???!!! http://www.singingstore.com/singout.htm
cool huh?
yeah me!

love,
elmolicious
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(no subject) [Jun. 14th, 2004|04:25 pm]
dear lj,

hi how are you? i am fine, good. is it odd that marlena (days of our lives) still looks the same as she did as electrowoman? dyna girl never made it to soaps though, huh? ah, i love the kroft super stars. next to rent: land of the lost (the original). certain loved ones must be educated on the subject of chaka and enoch, grumpy and dopey.

saw stepford wives, lj, and it was just as good as the first one. what does that mean? hmmmm? i'm so glad though now it's out, cuz now all those dumbasses from the beauty bar at halloween 2 years ago can finally get that i was a stepford wife. only a few got it and there must have been 100 people there. whew! retribution!

loving you, loving me

elmolicious
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someone distribute me! [Jun. 8th, 2004|03:33 pm]
dear lj,

hi how are you? i am fine. i am in a movie. i think it's funny. www.yardsalemovie.com. go watch it, please, or else you'll have to wait for national release and after that, dvd distribution. you may have to wait for a long time. maybe you wont. i don't know. nevermind. come support this film. it's a fun way to spend friday night. don't bring the kids. it's r rated.

also, come see the kids on saturdays or sundays. www.joytheatre.com

yeah me!

love,
me
(elmolicious)
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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2004|10:29 am]
dear lj,

today i woke up late and rushed the dogs to the vet. walk-in day you see and first come first serve. so, i was about 10 pets too late, and while they were telling me i'll have to come back later, one dog proceeded to shit on the floor while the other one peed. the vet assist loudly proclaims, "your dog is taking a shit on the floor". then immediately apologized for saying "shit". so, what do you do while the dog is shitting? drag her across the floor and toss her outside? let her continue, laugh in their faces, and say, "well, that's your job now", or apologize and say you'll clean it up. i did the latter, but this happens all the time at the vets. so, why the big production?

so good morning. i am now having coffee. i need a nap.

love,
elmolicious
poop machine owner
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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2004|07:30 pm]
dear lj,

Am I cool or uncool? [CLICK]
You are Super-Cool!
Woah! Step back - the future's so bright for you it's blinding me! You are the coolest of the cool. Everyone looks up to you as the benchmark for being coooool. The fonze was your grandfather. Any cooler and you'd freeze! WOO it's chilly in here.
Cool quizzes at Go-Quiz.com


now, ain't that the truth! i'm so glad to know my feelings are supported by quiznos.

love,
elmolcious
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no donkey show [May. 26th, 2004|02:21 am]
well well well
dear lj,

hi! how are you? i am fine. hey, i went to tijuana and was offered low low prices on t-shirts, handbags, rugs, wrestler masks, retin-A, liquor, smokes, blouses, yet the one that caught me off guard was the offer for a glass pipe. hmmm. i hadn't even had a margarita yet! do i have stupid drug addict american on my forehead?

so, in class yesterday, i learned that i won't find joy until i start helping myself instead of others and that backstabbing assholes will always be present in my life until i learn the lesson that i can't help everyone and it's okay that someone else feels like shit. interestingly true. so have a crappy day everyone, today i don't care!

so i bought myself some dvds (in addition to some for someone else, only because i don't care). i can't wait! i love getting packages! wheee! half.com. the place to shop and learn about phillipino and asian imports. do you know what GBP means? ebay anyone?

so, mama's got a new computer set up thanks to the pop-in-law who popped in for a visit this past weekend! yeah me!

i can't seem to tear myself away....must.......get...........smog check and .......oil change!

love,
elmolicious
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2004|06:14 pm]
[Current Mood | sore]
[Current Music |psu psu psudio]

dear lj,

on a tour of elmolicious lj land, i have learned that i am a blonde high school character, i am orlando the american city, and that i am as big a dork as the rest of the world. is there a test i haven't taken?

today, at stuntman school, i flew, fought, and spun. i love LA! i never thought, lj, that i'd be flipping and falling. i am so learning to not be afraid of anything. ha! wait til next time. i'm still not healed from the last bloody event. i am sore, sunburned, and stinky! there was only one other girl there and her name was Egypt and she wasn't a hooker, but a contortionist. ouch. must be kinky though! ah, i remember my limber days.....pow!

okay, time to grab a beer and download fonts!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

love,
elmolicious
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(no subject) [Mar. 26th, 2004|11:01 am]
dear lj,

would you like to swing on a star? carry moonbeams home in a jar? and be better off than you are? or would you rather go to earth?

what's the sitcom that has that song as the theme? hmmm? hint: the girl was 1/2 alien and could stop time putting her pointer fingers together.

lj, today i am going shopping with money i don't have. isn't faith amazing? photo shoot tomorrow and i just have nothing to wear! oh, lj, what a girl i am!

big sigh. have to go to io for another show. i mean, uh, get to go to another show at io! wheeeee! and to see a play tomorrow night starrin' me mum. and do three shows this weekend!

so brian goodman is in my class now. who? star of third watch and in the last castle. hmm. don't remember him in last castle and don't watch 3rd watch. it's third on my list of shows t maybe see one day.

let's have a great weekend! [info]jmorbadu is home for the day! we sooooo need a vacation.

with love,
elmolicious
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(no subject) [Mar. 24th, 2004|09:19 am]
dear lj,

hi! how are you? i am fine? wanna divorce your husband and his 87 other wives and his 439 kids? then do what traci did! mmmm. porn. good. better than sex with a 67 year old dick. and now, she's a real actress. good for her! whew! there are a few hundred more waiting in the wings if they could only escape colorado city, az. http://www.oprah.com/tows/after/200310/tows_after_20031009.jhtml

scary mormons. scary mormons.

love,
elmolicous
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